Last Call: Alright, Let's Debate This Dang Candy Meme
If you're on Twitter, you've seen the Halloween candy meme going around. "One has to go. Forever," it instructs, for no reason besides the fact this is how social media works, creating arbitrary elimination scenarios so we can argue about the philosophical merits of nougat.
One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose? pic.twitter.com/IBFF1nuvr0
— Liz Dueweke 🫠 (@LizDueweke) September 21, 2019
We couldn't even figure out why this is a meme in the first place, or why it's sparked any discussion. The Takeout staff collectively decrees Milky Way goes, no question. If you come for our Reese's, though, god help you.