Piers Morgan And Vegan Sausage Roll In 2019's First Insufferable Twitter Squabble
Piers Morgan likes to rail against "snowflakes" a lot. As the British TV personality's pinned Happy New Year tweet puts it, "Zero apologies in advance to all whiny PC-crazed snowflake imbeciles who will be horrifically offended by absolutely everything I say or write." Noted!
But it seems that the man himself is a bit sensitive about certain subjects. Vegan sausage rolls, say.
Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns. https://t.co/QEiqG9qx2G
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019
As the Huffington Post reports, Greggs, the maker of said vegan sausage roll, was quick to respond:
Oh hello Piers, we've been expecting you
— Greggs (@GreggsOfficial) January 2, 2019
Leading to an extremely tiresome back-and-forth between Piers Morgan and a variety of vegans, containing a slew of derogatory remarks from Piers featuring his scathing opinions on their life choices. Also, he maintains that vegans are hypocrites because bugs die during breadmaking production, and vegans eat bread.
Mate, you became a vegan in 2012 and haven't won a damn thing since. You became World Champion in 2002 whilst eating meat. I'm doing the maths... ditch the plants. https://t.co/KAzCshoQd4
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
REMINDER: During the worldwide production of bread, billions of cute innocent bugs like this little guy get murdered.
2ND REMINDER: Vegans eat bread. pic.twitter.com/m9ItRB4Nhe— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
With special appearances from guests like McDonald's UK!
Let me help: nobody on God's earth goes to McDonald's to lose weight, and they never will.
See you soon for a Big Mac & large fries – if you haven't taken that off the menu for kale salad yet? https://t.co/GvP0lRf2MF— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
But as Piers himself points out, perhaps this particular idiotic feud has two winners: