What’s the fastest way to chill wine?

Illustration for article titled What’s the fastest way to chill wine?
Illustration: Emi Tolibas
DrinkeryDrinkeryDrinkery is The Takeout's celebration of beer, liquor, coffee, and other potent potables.

I have the patience of a gnat, and am also a white wine fan. Like when I want some unoaked chardonnay, I want it now. Frustratingly, the chardonnay is often still on the wine rack at room temperature. And what about when people come over and bring unchilled wine? What the hell are you supposed to drink in the meantime? Red? Madness. Also, due to my frequent attention lapses, I am also that person who puts champagne in the freezer and then forgets about it, with often disastrous results.

Sensing that there must be another way, and with warm-weather gatherings just around the corner, I surveyed a small group of wine experts to get some cooling advice.

Diane Hamann, who owns and runs The Wine Goddess in Evanston, Illinois, tells me her favorite method, which is mine as well: “Just put it in the freezer for 20 minutes—and don’t forget about it.” Because she is a wine goddess, Diane also makes a point I hadn’t considered about red wines. She points out that red wines’ cellar temperatures are between 65 and 75, and most taste best at 55 degrees. “So don’t be afraid to put red wines in an ice bucket, because they can taste mealy if they are not at the right temperature.”


Marc Borel, sommelier and beverage director of Rainbow Lodge in Houston, doesn’t have much problem with cooling at his restaurant, because everything temperature controlled, but at home he uses the much-touted paper towel method: “If there’s something I want to have and I want to have it quickly, I’ll take paper towels and wet the paper towels in the sink, and wrap them around the wine bottle and put it in the freezer for 15 minutes until the water in the paper towels gets hard. Boom: Cold wine.”

Illustration for article titled What’s the fastest way to chill wine?
Photo: ShotShare (Getty Images Plus)

Many of the other sommeliers I talked to though, favored a method that involved a fairly advanced version of spin the bottle. David Cook, sommelier/beverage director for Third Coast restaurant in Houston, claims to have the fastest wine-cooling method I’d heard, requiring just five minutes. He fills a wine bucket halfway with water, then adds ice to the top. Spin the bottle around in the mixture and it’ll cool in just five minutes.

But Teddy Panos, beverage director of Stake Chophouse and Bar in Coronado, California, uses a similar technique that brings it up one level. Panos informed me that the faster ice melts, the colder it becomes. He suggests a stainless-steel wine bucket filled halfway with ice. Then add some coarse salt, top it with more ice, and fill halfway with water. Finally, spin the bottle a few times. “The water and salt will aid in melting the ice quickly and anything immersed will chill,” he says.


And really, anything can be an ice bucket, if you think outside the box like Jennifer Kozy, regional catering sales manager at ‎Le Pain Quotidien in Chicago. If you can’t find a bucket, “Throw the bottle in a sink filled with 60 percent water and 40 percent ice. It will chill in about 10 to 15 minutes. Or I would just drink it outside and use the snow as a coaster.” She’s a Chicagoan, all right.

So I know what I’m asking for my birthday this year: a giant ice bucket. A happy and speedy cooling of wines to you and yours and please: Don’t forget the champagne in the freezer.


Gwen Ihnat is the Editorial Coordinator for The A.V. Club.

Share This Story

Get our `newsletter`



Chemist here! The fastest way to chill wine is to take pickling salt (pickling salt is much finer than either table salt or kosher salt so it will dissolve faster and at lower temperatures) and dissolve it room temperature water. Add an equal volume of ice to your salt water and mix. Put the bottle of wine in the ice water bath and wait 5-10 minutes until the wine hits your ideal temperature. The reason that a salt and ice water bath chills your wine faster than either a regular ice water bath or spinning the bottle is that salt lowers the temperature at which ice melts so the salt ice bath can get colder and chill quicker.