Wendy's Social Media Team Smells Blood, Pounces On Wounded Wildebeest McDonald's

In the bloodthirsty, no-holds-barred turf war between fast food social media teams, Wendy's is the hunter and McDonald's the hunted.

Hours after what we presume is an accidental tweet from McDonald's corporate social media account, Wendy's was quick to pounce, like a savage lion on a wounded wildebeest:

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

— Wendy's (@Wendys) November 24, 2017

Damn, Wendy's, who ordered a side of sass with that Frosty?

The real story is in what Wendy's calls its customer engagement team, profiled this week by the Columbus Dispatch. Wendy's built an in-house team of 16 employees in 2014, handling letters, calls, and social media interactions from customers, as well as ruthlessly burning fast food competitors on Twitter:

Please
They eat us now, they eat us later
Adding up our Wins on a calculator

You're a laughless clown, or a king that's throneless
Let me get those wings uuuuhhhhhhh boneless https://t.co/vXdnQXf7UD

— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 2, 2017

The moral of this story: Clowns best not be fucking around with redheads.