My sons are almost-12 and 13, respectively, and if you’re wondering what the kids are into these days, it’s memes.…

Update, June 10, 2020: Beef is back at Wendy’s, baby! On Monday, the company filed an update on its COVID-19-era…

“Wendy’s is up to something yet again—don’t blink or you’ll miss it.”

Update, April 27, 2020: A Portland man named Skweezy Jibbs gamed the system, and you know what? I don’t really need…

Wendy’s has finally launched its new breakfast menu and has been talking a lot of smack about its competitors. Last…

Update, February 5, 2020: Huzzah! Huzzah! The great day of the arrival of Wendy’s breakfast is finally nigh! On…

Fifty is one of those big birthdays that makes you think about your place in the world and what you’ve accomplished…

Wendy’s admits it’s struggled with breakfast in the past. The chain’s prior breakfast efforts have been regional,…

I don’t understand RPGs. A friend attempted to get me into one in college, but I got too confused by the explanation…

Every morning, I scour the internet looking for exciting food news to share with you guys, and I always hope I’ll be…

The menu board at my local McDonald’s stretches across five vertical television screens, listing out items, price,…

Update, August 21, 2019: As a postscript to this entire to-do, one which Twitter is still mining for those essential…

What’s worse than disappointing a customer with bad service? Insulting that customer’s hometown in your apology…

Perhaps in some future age, schoolchildren will take field trips through historic-recreation villages depicting the…

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian announced to the internet that she would like to speak to a manager:

At this moment—this exact moment, be cool, don’t freak out—you can get a small Frosty, a giant of the dollar menu…

At least 2.2 million people were stoked for the return of Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets. Amy Schumer and Alyssa…

Here’s some motivation for your Monday: Maybe positive affirmations work? After all, last week Chance The Rapper…

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

If this turns out to be some piece of devious viral marketing, it will break our hearts. We at The Takeout are…