Jan 14
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I’ve been struggling to find a way to properly memorialize Alex Trebek and have come to the conclusion that it is…
Jan 12
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It’s pretty weird to be writing a column this patently absurd on this day, in this week, in this month, in this…
Jan 8
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In the grand narrative of American politics, at least as presented by right-wing news outlets such as Fox News,…
Jan 5
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Hi, folks! It’s been a while. (It has not been anything resembling a while.) If the hiatus betwixt the end of…
Jan 5
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As a low-attention-span indoor kid, I had two great loves growing up. The first was American football—the Bears…
Dec 23
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The Bachelor franchise loves the word “most.” Also: shocking, history. Every season, we’re told that such-and-such…
Dec 22
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Chris Harrison is a messy bitch who lives for drama. He didn’t even make it through the introduction to this, the…
Dec 16
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Tayshia Adams came here to eat food and break hearts, and she’s all out of food. (Actually, she’s not, there’s kind…
Dec 14
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I don’t have a single bad thing to say about A Recipe For Seduction, the KFC-produced Lifetime Christmas movie…
Dec 9
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[Note: This recap includes a general discussion of suicide.]
Dec 9
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Like ugly Christmas sweaters, terrible holiday movies are an inexplicable part of what makes this season so…
Dec 2
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Let’s dispense with this right away.
Dec 2
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Another season of The Great British Baking Show has come to an end, and by all accounts, it was a subpar one, marred…
Nov 30
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I began recapping The Great British Baking Show for my fellow Americans in the year for which the term “dumpster fire
Nov 25
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I made this point last week, and I stand by it this week: Tayshia is a god-tier Bachelorette. In the seventh week of…
Nov 25
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The current COVID-19-related recommendation against travel means that many of us will be having a solitary…
Nov 24
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Just last week, I taste tested some limited-time-only turkey nuggets, called ThanksNuggets, from Perdue. The nuggets…
Nov 23
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Nine weeks ago, I wrote that based on the quality of this year’s contestants, I truly believed that we were on the…
Nov 19
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It’s been years since I’ve had a frozen TV dinner. It’s not because I have anything against them. It’s mainly that,…
Nov 18
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Ahhhhh, that’s the stuff. That’s The Bachelorette of yore. The sturm und drang of Clare’s mini-season was wild, but…