The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 8: Future apple slices, piping hot bullshit, a plant-based…
The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 4: This column needs an overhaul.
As I fester here in late-stage quarantine, Bachelor Mondays are my ding dang raison d’être. Once a week, I spend two…
Someone needs to put this Bachelor season out of its misery. No one’s heart is in it. Between this…
The Bachelor should be a fun, dumb thing. It should just be a weekly goofy thing on that’s on TV, something you…
Greetings, dearest readers. Thank you for joining me. If you’ve a) been following the news surrounding this season…
There’s this card game called Marrying Mr. Darcy. (Yes, I own it; I am also very bad at it.) There are many paths to…
It’s pretty weird to be writing a column this patently absurd on this day, in this week, in this month, in this…
Hi, folks! It’s been a while. (It has not been anything resembling a while.) If the hiatus betwixt the end of…
The Bachelor franchise loves the word “most.” Also: shocking, history. Every season, we’re told that such-and-such…
Chris Harrison is a messy bitch who lives for drama. He didn’t even make it through the introduction to this, the…
Tayshia Adams came here to eat food and break hearts, and she’s all out of food. (Actually, she’s not, there’s kind…
[Note: This recap includes a general discussion of suicide.]
Let’s dispense with this right away.
I made this point last week, and I stand by it this week: Tayshia is a god-tier Bachelorette. In the seventh week of…
Ahhhhh, that’s the stuff. That’s The Bachelorette of yore. The sturm und drang of Clare’s mini-season was wild, but…
The nation—nay, the world—has breathed a collective sigh of relief. Could it be that the worst is behind us? Is that…
This week’s episode of The Bachelorette will never die. It is a time capsule. It, like Late-Night Steve Kornacki…
Forgive me, a loathsome millennial, for starting this story in such a fashion, but the situation demands it: this…