Oct 21
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Forgive me, a loathsome millennial, for starting this story in such a fashion, but the situation demands it: this…
Oct 14
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Welcome back, Bachelor Nation. Welcome back, Chris Harrison. And welcome back to you especially, dear reader.…
Mar 11
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We are all winners today, folks. Each and every one of us has a sparkly Neil Lane diamond in our hearts. The reason…
Mar 10
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“I have one that’s making it easier on me and one that’s making it not so easy.”
Mar 3
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We’re nearing the end of Peter’s season of The Bachelor, which means it’s time for the Women Tell All. That means no…
Feb 25
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Oh, what in the ever-loving holy hell was that interminable mess?
Feb 18
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At the end of this week’s The Bachelor, Peter Weber knew in his heart of hearts that his wife was standing in an…
Feb 11
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One of the great episodes of Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown sees the man aboard a boat a Sicily, preparing to…
Feb 6
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In this week’s second of two episodes of the show we’ll now call Wow, Tammy, That’s A Choice, Peter the Pilot made…
Feb 4
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Is it just me, or is Peter incredibly bad at this? In the first of two episodes this week—the next one, two hours…
Jan 28
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We learn a lot about Peter this week. We learn that he wants either two or four kids because he sure as shit is not…
Jan 21
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Have you ever seen someone eat an avocado and try to kill someone with their eyes at the same time?
Jan 14
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It’s the second week of the 954th season of The Bachelor, which centers on Peter Weber, who is a pilot. (Did he…
Jan 7
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The Bachelor loves a stretch. The powers that be—Chris Harrison, ABC, a stack of kids inside a trench coat—will…
Jan 11 2018
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People who watch The Bachelor hoping for champagne-filled hookups or cocktail-fueled catfights may be out of luck in…