ReviewsTVReviewsTVWhen the Men Tell All, they also go hungryThe Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 8: Future apple slices, piping hot bullshit, a plant-based…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedJuly 27, 2021Comments (4)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVIs this the most food-filled episode in Bachelorette history?The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 4: This column needs an overhaul.ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedJune 29, 2021Comments (11)Save
Food NewsNewswireFood NewsNewswireThe real reason no one eats on The Bachelor is kind of boringAs I fester here in late-stage quarantine, Bachelor Mondays are my ding dang raison d’être. Once a week, I spend two…ByLillian StonePublishedMarch 12, 2021Comments (11)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 10: butter, s’mores, and Charles Entertainment CheeseSomeone needs to put this Bachelor season out of its misery. No one’s heart is in it. Between this…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedMarch 9, 2021Comments (7)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 8: Nope, no poutine jokesThe Bachelor should be a fun, dumb thing. It should just be a weekly goofy thing on that’s on TV, something you…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedFebruary 23, 2021Comments (9)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 7: Sure, yeah, foodGreetings, dearest readers. Thank you for joining me. If you’ve a) been following the news surrounding this season…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedFebruary 16, 2021Comments (6)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 6: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!There’s this card game called Marrying Mr. Darcy. (Yes, I own it; I am also very bad at it.) There are many paths to…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedFebruary 9, 2021Comments (7)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 2: A human bar cartIt’s pretty weird to be writing a column this patently absurd on this day, in this week, in this month, in this…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedJanuary 12, 2021Comments (13)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelor, week 1: New year, same menuHi, folks! It’s been a while. (It has not been anything resembling a while.) If the hiatus betwixt the end of…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedJanuary 5, 2021Comments (9)Save
Food NewsNewswireFood NewsNewswireThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, finale edition: Love pizzaThe Bachelor franchise loves the word “most.” Also: shocking, history. Every season, we’re told that such-and-such…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedDecember 23, 2020Comments (12)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 11 pt. 1: World’s dumbest, laziest datesChris Harrison is a messy bitch who lives for drama. He didn’t even make it through the introduction to this, the…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedDecember 22, 2020Comments (8)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 10: Lots of food, lots more cryingTayshia Adams came here to eat food and break hearts, and she’s all out of food. (Actually, she’s not, there’s kind…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedDecember 16, 2020Comments (7)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 9: Just a guy guzzlin’ Tic Tacs[Note: This recap includes a general discussion of suicide.]ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedDecember 9, 2020Comments (6)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 8: Wine is not a food groupLet’s dispense with this right away. ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedDecember 2, 2020Comments (6)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 7: Well I’ll be damnedI made this point last week, and I stand by it this week: Tayshia is a god-tier Bachelorette. In the seventh week of…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedNovember 25, 2020Comments (4)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 6: Delicious schadenfreudeAhhhhh, that’s the stuff. That’s The Bachelorette of yore. The sturm und drang of Clare’s mini-season was wild, but…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedNovember 18, 2020Comments (14)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 5: At long last, COLD COCONUTSThe nation—nay, the world—has breathed a collective sigh of relief. Could it be that the worst is behind us? Is that…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedNovember 11, 2020Comments (4)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 4: Steve Kornacki, here for the right reasonsThis week’s episode of The Bachelorette will never die. It is a time capsule. It, like Late-Night Steve Kornacki…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedNovember 6, 2020Comments (16)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 3: Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale, DaleOhhhhhhhh god.ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedOctober 28, 2020Comments (11)Save
ReviewsTVReviewsTVThe food that didn’t get eaten on The Bachelorette, week 2: Therapy for everyoneForgive me, a loathsome millennial, for starting this story in such a fashion, but the situation demands it: this…ByAllison ShoemakerPublishedOctober 21, 2020Comments (9)Save