Forget bagels, put lox and cream cheese on English muffins instead
Friend of The Takeout Drew Magary recently unleashed a Hot Take™ upon the world: He made the case in GQ…
Smoke a whole dang pastrami, because you’re worth it
There’s no better feeling for the home cook than making a dish that comes out just like the version you fell in love…
Let's talk about the strange ways we consume certain foods
We all have our weird food things, or know people with weird food things. That friend who puts mustard on pizza. The…
Hey Aubrey Plaza, is a hot dog a sandwich?
For six years, Aubrey Plaza played the cynical, detached, secretly loving and loyal April Ludgate on Parks And…
Jimmy John’s says third-party delivery isn’t freaky fast enough
“The Jimmy John’s delivers Jimmy John’s.” That’s the message of a new marketing campaign the sandwich chain launched…
Tell sandwich shop how alone you are, receive a free cookie on Valentine’s Day
We’ve previously bemoaned the depths to which corporations expect us to stoop in exchange for free food. Americans will …
Hey S. Epatha Merkerson, is a hot dog a sandwich?
We’ll keep this relatively brief, for reasons that should become obvious when you scroll down to the Q&A portion of the…
Hey Taraji P. Henson, is a hot dog a sandwich?
Taraji P. Henson doesn’t play wallflowers. That’s not to say she couldn’t, or that she never has. Henson, as the saying…
It's peanut butter jelly time—but not for seals, dear god
I am a father to a 3-year-old boy, and in his bedroom are dozens of books, many containing anthropomorphized cartoon…
Hey Richard Dreyfuss, is a hot dog a sandwich?
It’s been over 40 years since Jaws arrived on these shores, and a whole new era of moviegoing followed in its wake.…
Hey Billy Porter, is a hot dog a sandwich?
As a society, our connection to celebrities can be pretty weird. They are strangers to us, yet we invest in them as…
We meat again: An adult confronts the Steak-umm of his past
The ritual was the same every morning. While my brothers and I ate breakfast, my mom deposited a pink, frozen sheet of…
Hey Chelsea Peretti, is a hot dog a sandwich?
First, the good news: Brooklyn Nine-Nine will be back any minute! After an unexpected cancellation by Fox, a…
An Iowan childhood overflows with loose meat sandwiches
My first job was working at a baseball card shop in Ames, Iowa. Every day after middle school, I’d walk three blocks to…
Cops: Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants
A Lakeland, Florida sandwich theft was first reported a week ago, readers, and this is our apology for not bringing you…
Hey Ken Jeong, is a hot dog a sandwich?
Honest question: Does Ken Jeong’s response to this, our favorite thing to ask famous people, carry more weight because…
The Washington Post: A hot dog is a taco
The Washington Post—investigative powerhouse, arbiter of truth, the newspaper that brought down a corrupt Nixon…
Hey Tom Felton, is a hot dog a sandwich?
Many actors have a quality that defines them, to a certain extent. Selected randomly: George Clooney is old-school…
Peanut butter is the most American of sandwich fillings
Welcome to American Sandwiches Week, a celebration of the mighty sandwich through the lens of Americana.
From Dagwoods to Hot Browns: The truth behind our favorite sandwich names
Welcome to American Sandwiches Week, a celebration of the mighty sandwich through the lens of Americana.