The partial government shutdown has disastrously affected not only the 800,000 workers who are about to miss their…

Nov. 12 Update: Australian authorities have arrested a 50-year-old woman in connection with a string of incidents where…

Here in the Midwest, there’s an appealing crispness in the air, and perfectly sane people who would commonly have no…

The Australian produce crisis, which began with some sick bastard (or bastards) hiding needles in strawberries,…

When we were kids, the threat of someone putting razor blades in apples turned out to be an urban legend. But this is…

Pineapples are having a big week. First, floating pineapples turned up on the shores of Shetland, Scotland, months…

Many times the crime beat on our timely food website here is a stumper. Like this story from the Associated Press today:…

In 2006, Lin Keitch’s ring was lost. It was given to her for her 40th birthday by her husband, Dave, an amethyst in the…

I make banana bread a lot. Not because I love it so much (although it does come in handy as an easy hybrid…

I was unfamiliar with Sam O’Nella Academy’s series of humorous historical videos, but was intrigued by this trending…

George Orwell’s novel 1984 predicted that Big Brother would be watching. Now that the future is here, it turns out…

The trend of mini-avocados was recently announced, but now it appears that avocado fans can go the opposite route. In…

We’re usually too busy shopping at the grocery store to spend any time on pranks (we can barely squeeze in a free grape…

Another reminder to carefully rinse wash your produce: Ohio resident Jacob Vaughn found a surprising stowaway in his…

I love avocados, but am frustrated by them just as much. It seems like no matter what I do to purchase them at the peak…

Over the past several weeks, the recent E. coli outbreak related to chopped, bagged romaine lettuce spread to 32…

Like many people who work in an office, we here at Onion Inc. use Slack frequently, for everything from “where in the…