Scott Pruitt sent EPA staffers for fancy Greek yogurt and protein bars

Scott Pruitt likes protein bars. That’s one of a few little nuggets we learned today from this report in The Daily Beast, which alleges that the embattled EPA administrator regularly sends staffers out to pick up snacks—that is, when they weren’t trying to help his wife get an in at Chik-Fil-A, picking up used Trump…

Our country’s deep divisions have a silver lining: shorter Thanksgiving dinner

Whatever your political affiliation, the United States isn’t so united right now. We live in an us-vs.-them society, where every issue must be assigned a victor and a loser. We revel in beating the other team. We’re distrustful of one another. We no longer invite over friends who voted for Trump. We no longer invite…

Regular human guy Mitt Romney: "I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best"

Former Presidential candidate, former Governor of Massachusetts, and former failed Senate candidate Mitt Romney is running for Senate again, this time in Utah. In doing so, he’s once again gracing the campaign trail to serenade voters with the Baha Men hit “Who Let The Dogs Out,” binders full of women in hand. Why,…

A thorough list of foods Paul Ryan will and won't enjoy in his retirement

This is a dark time, so when one finds a reason to celebrate, one should seize the fuckin’ day. That’s what led me to spend some time this morning falling into an internet research wormhole, because if Paul Ryan has decided to GTFO, then gosh darn it, I’m going to toast that asshole’s exit. A quick Google session…

Hebrew National: Please leave our innocent hot dogs out of the "Hannity" fracas

Fervently Conservative Keurig Owners of America, a previously underestimated special interest group, surfaced to the forefront of American conscience this week. This came after the coffeemaker pulled advertising from Sean Hannity’s Fox News show after the host’s seemingly soft stance over Roy Moore’s sexual misconduct…