Pizza Hut resurrects nightmarish Cheesy Bites Pizza because… no sports today? 

On Monday, Pizza Hut announced it was bringing back the pizza that stares at you, officially known as Cheesy Bites Pizza, for a limited time. It may be unthinkably delicious; I do not know, and never will, because that thing will always look like the Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth to me. It just keeps looking at you,…

Pizza Hut's conceptual self-driving pizza delivery trucks were foretold by Black Mirror

The Consumer Electronics Show currently taking place in Las Vegas is no doubt unveiling technologies that bring machines closer to invading all aspects of human behavior. Black Mirror’s explorations of this connected future feel eerily prescient to most viewers, and thanks to CES we have proof of it: The self-driving…

The A.V. Club tried Pizza Hut’s newest abomination, the Hot Dog Bites pizza

Generally speaking, ordering a pizza is a fairly easy task. But when The A.V. Club attempted to order Pizza Hut’s new Hot Dog Bites pizza, we learned that our office was just outside the delivery range. With none of us able to leave the office in the middle of the day to pick up the three pizzas we obviously so…