Papa John’s jack-o’-lantern pizza kinda looks like the Wu-Tang Symbol

This year, Papa John’s is offering a jack-o’-lantern pizza throughout the spooky, spooky month of October. It’s not the first time—we found a mention on Twitter back in 2012. But this is the first year in which it has struck us that this pizza may, perhaps, bring the motherfucking ruckus, insomuch as it kinda looks…

Pizza chain commissions survey for “America’s favorite food” and you’ll absolutely guess what won

Remember the girl in high school who half-heartedly campaigned for homecoming queen? She knew full-well she was a shoe-in for inhabiting the throne and leading the school dance that night. Her school hallway signs and “Vote For Amber” pencils were insulting. We all know how things were going to turn out.

Conspiracy theories abound after DiGiorno frozen pizzas spotted near Little Caesars’ kitchen

Twitter user @vinandwesson was a bit taken aback at his local Kmart when he spied a shopping cart of DiGiorno Frozen Pizzas near the kitchen of a Little Caesars inside the store. He posted the corresponding video, commenting, “this can’t be happening right on front of me.” Even Chrissy Teigen chimed in, tweeting the…

This map of each state’s most-hated food is equal parts amusing, suspect, and cheese

We here at The Takeout do our best never to yuck on anyone else’s yum, so this map from Hater—a dating app that pairs people up on the basis of what they dislike, brought to our attention by the fine people of Uproxx—is a bit of a sticky wicket for us. On the one hand, it’s a map, people like maps, we like maps. Maps…

Detroit Tigers concession worker arrested after he was filmed spitting in customers’ pizza

The Detroit Tigers are hobbling into baseball’s final week sitting on an abysmal 63-93 season, with six meaningless games left to play. But current intrigue at Comerica Park, the downtown Detroit stadium where the Tigers play, exists in an Instagram video of a concession stand employee (taken by a fellow employee) who…

Pilot tries to compensate for diverted flight by ordering passengers Papa John’s

Is the whole country having a crappy travel week? I was recently stuck in Denver overnight trying to get back home from Chicago; a friend of mine had a nightmare experience flying out of New Mexico; and overall, it seems Americans have spent a collectively 983 million years in airports this week. But the situation was…

Domino’s ends lifetime free pizza promotion after too many people get tattoos

It seemed like a good deal, offered by Domino’s Pizza Russia: Get a tattoo of the company logo and Domino’s would give you free pizza for life. Specifically, says Business Insider, Domino’s offered “100 years of 100 free pizzas to Russians who tattooed the company’s logo on their body and shared an image of it on…