You can now cover your fries with “Slime Sauce” ketchup

Remember the ’90s? Sure you do. You must. Even if you were born in 2001, you still remember the ’90s, because we’re constantly being asked to remember the ’90s. There are Saved By The Bell pop-ups, scratch-and-sniff stamps, and a Fuller House. It was announced this week that an Arachnophobia remake is in the works.…

Heinz creates “Mayochup” for those too lazy to mix their ketchup and mayonnaise

As we’re learning on The Takeout, people have super-strong feelings about condiments. In our own in-house taste test, most people could identify Heinz ketchup in a blind taste test, but preferred a more savory version. And three of our staff members have markedly different opinions on their preferred sauce in which…