If you’ve worked in a restaurant kitchen—heck, even if you’ve just peeked into one—you’re familiar with kitchen tape, the colored masking tape that cooks slap on plastic tubs to label their contents: marinara sauce; chopped garlic; chicken stock; etc.

We’ve said it before but the fact remains: We will eat any stupid new flavor of Oreos that parent company Mondelēz International ships off to market. And thus, once hipped to the existence of Pumpkin Spice Oreos, we set off on far too lengthy a quest to find them before finally stumbling on stacks on stacks on stacks…