girl scout cookies

The year’s just started, and we’re already heading into the finest food season of them all. Is it fruit ripening on…

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We at The Takeout have always understood that Chrissy Teigen is a bold, fearless visionary, disruptor of everything…

First, the important information: Jennifer Garner is shipping Girl Scout cookies to those who don’t have the good…

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In the cutthroat world of Girl Scout cookie-selling, it takes considerable effort to become a champion, as former…

Though I was the two-time top Girl Scout cookie seller for Troop 984, my marketing efforts pale in comparison to…

When I saw the following headline from Liz Biro of the Indianapolis Star, I thought, “My god, that’s genius, that’s…

Welp, just as you’ve finally resolved to kick off the new year by avoiding sugar and related sweets, here come the…

Nearly $6,000 has disappeared from the coffers of a Girl Scout troop based in Chicago’s Logan Square neighborhood,…

Unlike your Starbucks specialty drinks with froths of whipped cream and differently themed sprinkles, Dunkin’…

Here at The Takeout we applaud those with an entrepreneurial spirit, especially those in underrepresented groups.…

I’m terrible at selling things.

Many of us wait all year for those all-too-brief months of Girl Scout cookie season, which usually occurs in the…