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Like every other fast food brand in existence, McDonald’s really really really wants you to download its app. It…

Good morning. It is Election Day 2020.

I once had a boss who consumed well over 100 ounces of Diet Coke every single day. The dude brought a 48-ounce…

It would be remiss of us not to inform readers of The Takeout where they might be able to acquire some free food.…

I cannot help but notice some, shall we say, competitiveness in the comment section here about who has gotten to…

I’ve been homeschooling my kids for almost two years now, and am beyond thrilled to welcome millions of new parents…

It’s been nearly a year since Kellogg’s announced that it was jumping into the fake meat fray, expanding its…

We’ve received word of a website you just might want to visit. It’s FreeCTC.com. Though this URL might sound like…

If your two great loves are Tony Hawk and burritos, well, this week is about to be the one of your entire damn life.…

Here at The Takeout, we know more than a thing or two about the intersection of dog and human food. Whether you wish…

Know what fast food companies are in love with right now? Apps. (The kind on your phone, not appetizers.) Customers…

In these (sorry to be a broken record here) unprecedented times, it’s truly the little things that get us through…

Krispy Kreme is giving out free doughnuts this week. That’s it! National Doughnut Day has been extended to National…

It’s free ice cream day, everybody! That’s right, I said free ice cream. Are there caveats? Of course there are. But…

Among the many interesting promotions we’ve seen brands roll out during this odd moment in American dining, from free…

Update, April 27, 2020: A Portland man named Skweezy Jibbs gamed the system, and you know what? I don’t really need…

Update, April 21, 2020: We’ve all been successfully trained, via Pavlovian conditioning, to understand by now that…

Happy 4/20, readers. It’s the one day of lockdown that actually probably won’t feel too much different than 4/20s of…

Another day of lockdown, another fast food chain using a global pandemic to get people to buy junk food. This week,…

As we saw with Taco Bell earlier this week, brands are trying to reconfigure their typical customer outreach in the…