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Update, August 6, 2020: Wendy’s wants us all to know that its breakfast sales are doing just fine, thank you very…
Aug 3
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Watching fast food franchises adapt to coronavirus is a surprisingly interesting way to pass the time. Just a few…
Jul 31
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I am a slow cook. The suggested times on recipes are, for me, always a lie. Something that is supposed to take 30…
Jul 31
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Last winter saw the demolition of one of the country’s oldest Sonic restaurants, located right off Route 62 in Tahleq…
Jul 14
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One of the biggest threats to the future of humanity is cow farts. The livestock industry is directly responsible…
Jul 14
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It’s time for another installment of The Takeout’s Robot Patrol, and this one is especially devastating to me.…
Jul 6
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When Dairy Queen introduced the Blizzard in 1985, it was a big step forward in ice cream shop innovation. Before,…
Jun 24
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A few weeks ago, we all shared a collective “huh?” when a highly dubious tweet made the rounds claiming that MOD…
Jun 16
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Try as we might to convince ourselves otherwise, doughnuts are not breakfast—they’re dessert. They’re fried dough…
Jun 15
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In late 2018, KFC launched its official gaming arm, KFC Gaming, to let Gen Z know that if they’re looking for a…
Jun 10
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Update, June 10, 2020: Beef is back at Wendy’s, baby! On Monday, the company filed an update on its COVID-19-era…
Jun 3
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Friends, in the endless circle of life, the only constant is change, and it is my sad duty to inform you that KFC…
Jun 2
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Now that Popeyes has entered the annals of history as one of the greatest fast food success stories of all time,…
May 15
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May 14
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As we enter month three of sheltering in place, you deserve a bit of a pick-me-up. Enter an iconic provider of the…
May 14
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Brace yourself: Eater Los Angeles has published drone photos of the long, long lines of cars in the drive-thru lanes…
Apr 29
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Chipotle has announced the results of a study done in partnership with market research group YouGov to “better…
Apr 23
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Even before the current stay-at-home reality, I spent a lot of time on Twitter, both for my job and because I’m the…
Apr 20
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Happy 4/20, readers. It’s the one day of lockdown that actually probably won’t feel too much different than 4/20s of…
Apr 17
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A few weeks ago I—The Takeout’s Chief Officer of Bad Decisions—was planning to head to Taco Bell to review the…