Inject every centenarian Taco Bell birthday party story directly into our veins

This is not the first time we’ve run a story about a senior celebrating a birthday at Taco Bell, and god willing, it will not be the last. We love ‘em. Can’t resist ‘em. Give us all your wonderful stories about centenarians getting tables all decorated for them at their favorite fast food chain, we will read and love…

This Chick-Fil-A box hack will moderately improve your driving-while-nuggeting

No, this Chick-fil-A trick won’t change your life, but as far as fast-food hacks go, it’s pretty solid. (It actually made me say “whoa” out loud at my screen.) Here’s how the “hack” works: Like other fast-food paper boxes, Chick-Fil-A’s nugget vessels have a small, round hole in them. Its true purpose, my instinct…

Burger King says former employee’s cockroach-in-burger claim is a Whopper of a tale

Last week, Joseph Carney of Kingston, New York bought some Burger King. Upon opening his Philly King burger, he says, he discovered an undesirable condiment: a cockroach. Gross! Terrible! Nightmare! But Burger King has something to say on the matter, and it can be summarized thus: “Yeah, that’s a total load of crap,…

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