Pizza cook arrested for putting rat poison in the cheese, because nothing is sacred

Let’s try to put a positive spin on this: a manager at Primo Pizza in Fayetteville, North Carolina successfully avoided sending a bunch of rat poison-laced pizzas to local slice aficionados. There. This is now a story about how a bunch of people didn’t have to eat poison pizza. No nightmare fuel here! Just a happy…

Party ditches on—oh you don't say—$420 bill after smoking weed at table

It’s a cliché, sure, but you really can’t make this stuff up: Memphis police are looking for a group of about 20 people who skipped out on a $420 restaurant bill after antagonizing staff and, in keeping with a theme, lighting up a joint at the table. WREG Channel 3 reports that the large party came in to Frida’s…

Woman tries the old “razor blade in fast food” scam, gets charged with criminal mischief

As capers go, we gotta say, this one is pretty weak. A 29-year-old woman in Eunice, Louisiana, allegedly had hatched quite a plan, though. KATC.com reports that Correill Bradley “told police she purchased her food from the restaurant and upon biting into the sandwich felt a strange object in her mouth and then pain.…

Advertisement

Florida man arrested for shoplifting full rack of ribs, 9-piece fried chicken, mashed potatoes in pants

Martin County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Maeli Aguilar-Alvarez, of Indiantown, Florida, in mid-December for shoplifting “a full rack of ribs,” two packs of hamburger buns, nine pieces of fried chicken and an unspecified quantity of mashed potatoes from a grocery store, the TC Palm uncovered earlier this week.