Today, Popeye’s is selling $5 champagne-battered, gold-flaked chicken wings

Dear reader, do you live in New York City, New Orleans, Anaheim, or Elizabeth, New Jersey? If so, get thee to a Popeye’s. In celebration of the opening of the 3,000th Popeye’s location (the one in Elizabeth), the chain is selling a $5 Boneless Wing Bash meal with some very fancy wings inside. They were all…

Costco sells so much rotisserie chicken it’s opening a chicken plant to keep up

Costco’s gargantuan, delicious, inexpensive rotisserie chicken is a major incentive for Costcoheads like us to renew our $60 membership each year. Much of the appeal is that, like Costco’s $1.50 hot dog/soda deal, the chicken is reliably $4.99. According to The Seattle Times, it’s also a loss leader to the tune of up…

What’s the best way to use up leftover rotisserie chicken?

Is there anything better than a nicely roasted rotisserie chicken from the store? Just pick one of those bad boys up, and you’ve got dinner already halfway made. Depending on the size of your family, though, you might end up with a few pieces of leftover bird. In honor of our rotisserie chicken smackdown (and we’ve…

Tennis fan filmed dipping chicken fingers in Coke explains: “I just really liked the taste”

We’re all on board with dipping French fries in a Wendy’s Frosty—the combo of salty and sweet totally makes sense in this context. But woe to tennis spectator Alexa Greenfield, caught on camera this week dipping her chicken finger into a Coke while watching a U.S. Open match. She was immediately the subject of public…

Can someone please get this singing chicken-rights protestor some chicken pants?

Earlier this week, animal advocacy organization Compassion Over Killing sent a very nice protestor to the restaurant portion of McDonald’s Chicago headquarters to protest the presumably bemused workers via song. The performance itself is of doubtful efficacy but surprising vocal prowess, and she’s just so nice about…

Behold the bacterial horror of a teddy bear made from raw chicken

When it comes to a “great family activity,” a few excursions come to mind. Amusement parks. Puzzles. Possibly a Renaissance Faire. But never in a million years would we come up with the Chicken Bear, apparently sold by “Maggie from Metairie” on Facebook Marketplace, billed as a “great family activity… can also make…