A brief, annotated guide to the “deals” on National Fast Food Day

Every day is a stinkin’ day now. Let’s pick a date at random: May 12. According to NationalToday.com, May 12 is National Limerick Day and World Migratory Bird Day. How about August 4? National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, National Mustard Day, and U.S. Coast Guard Birthday. Today is International Day For Tolerance,…

This Chick-Fil-A box hack will moderately improve your driving-while-nuggeting

No, this Chick-fil-A trick won’t change your life, but as far as fast-food hacks go, it’s pretty solid. (It actually made me say “whoa” out loud at my screen.) Here’s how the “hack” works: Like other fast-food paper boxes, Chick-Fil-A’s nugget vessels have a small, round hole in them. Its true purpose, my instinct…

Pittsburgh city officials oppose Chick-fil-A sponsoring kids’ marathon

Maybe you’re like me: You read the headlines about some Pittsburgh city officials opposing Chick-fil-A as a sponsor for an upcoming kids’ marathon, and you assume it’s because Spicy Chicken Deluxe Combos aren’t exactly health food. But that’s not the reason Pittsburgh City Council and Pittsburgh Public Schools board…

A North Carolina Chick-Fil-A opened its kitchen on Sunday to help hurricane victims

Chick-Fil-A is famous for a few things: like extremely popular chicken sandwiches, and being closed on Sunday. According to the company website, founder S. Truett Cathy “saw the importance of closing on Sundays so that he and his employees could set aside one day to rest and worship if they choose—a practice we uphold…

Baby's reward for being born in Chick-Fil-A is free nugs for rest of her goddamn life

Imagine you’re Gracelyn Griffin, born Tuesday in San Antonio, 16 years into the future. She walks into a Chick-Fil-A with friends, they’re ordering fried chicken sandwiches and her pals reach for their wallets. Griffin holds up a hand and just says: “I got this.” Her friends shoot a puzzled look and ask: “How?”…

Last Call: Frickin’ millennials don’t even like Chick-Fil-A

Maybe it was a case of overselling. After all, Chick-Fil-A fans are passionately rabid about their favorite fast-food sandwich, creating lines out the door to wait for a coveted space at the counter. So when Business Insider gathered up a bunch of millennials who hadn’t ever tasted Chick-Fil-A before for whatever…

Chick-fil-A on course to become the 3rd-largest fast food chain in the U.S.

A few years ago, Chick-fil-A was a p.r. manager’s nightmare, battling boycotts after its Christian COO Dan T. Cathy made statements in opposition to same-sex marriage. But today, Forbes and BuzzFeedNews point to a new Technomic report that says “Chick-fil-A could leapfrog Wendy’s, Burger King and Taco Bell by as early…

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