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As I sit down to write this review, I am wondering if I should have done this an hour ago while I was still sitting…
Apr 24 2019
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There’s a storyline in the third season of Parks And Recreation, in which two men square off over an issue that sits…
Apr 23 2019
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Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…
Apr 18 2019
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It’s hard to say what makes a truly great burger, and we here at The Takeout are always trying our damnedest to…
Apr 9 2019
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Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…
Dec 21 2018
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Every morning on cue, our e-mail inboxes are filled with pitches from well-meaning publicists hoping to receive…
Nov 5 2018
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Over the weekend, INSIDER published a story with the rather provocative and internety headline “It turns out you’ve…
Sep 26 2018
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In a move the company is billing as important as serving breakfast all day or switching from frozen beef to fresh, Mc…
Sep 7 2018
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We at The Takeout pride ourselves on being paragons of journalistic objectivity—except when it comes to seagulls.…
Aug 2 2018
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AUG. 2 UPDATE: If you’re reading this on Thursday and it’s close to lunch time, the following is happening right now.
Jul 9 2018
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Summer brunch for a crowd can be a bit daunting. All those dishes, many which have to be served hot to be their peak…
May 27 2018
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While The Takeout has espoused the wonders of the smashed burger, the classic thick, grilled, pink-in-the-middle…
May 17 2018
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Roughly 10 years have passed since the great national burger freakout took hold. No one knew when or where it began,…
May 8 2018
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As a state, Connecticut is so small, it barely warrants a professional sports team (no offense to the Hartford Yard…
Apr 12 2018
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Some questions don’t need answering. Take this one, for example—“Which is healthier: a hot dog or a hamburger?”
Feb 19 2018
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Umami Issues is The Takeout’s exploration of cooking food with the rich, savory, mysterious taste sensation known as…
Dec 4 2017
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Why is fast food a pejorative? It carries the perception of mediocrity, as food for people of a lower social…
Nov 29 2017
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This is how life in 2017 operates: A series of fleeting moments—with the world exploding and doom encroaching and…