As I sit down to write this review, I am wondering if I should have done this an hour ago while I was still sitting…

There’s a storyline in the third season of Parks And Recreation, in which two men square off over an issue that sits…

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

It’s hard to say what makes a truly great burger, and we here at The Takeout are always trying our damnedest to…

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

Every morning on cue, our e-mail inboxes are filled with pitches from well-meaning publicists hoping to receive…

Over the weekend, INSIDER published a story with the rather provocative and internety headline “It turns out you’ve…

In a move the company is billing as important as serving breakfast all day or switching from frozen beef to fresh, Mc…

We at The Takeout pride ourselves on being paragons of journalistic objectivity—except when it comes to seagulls.…

AUG. 2 UPDATE: If you’re reading this on Thursday and it’s close to lunch time, the following is happening right now.

Summer brunch for a crowd can be a bit daunting. All those dishes, many which have to be served hot to be their peak…

While The Takeout has espoused the wonders of the smashed burger, the classic thick, grilled, pink-in-the-middle…

Roughly 10 years have passed since the great national burger freakout took hold. No one knew when or where it began,…

As a state, Connecticut is so small, it barely warrants a professional sports team (no offense to the Hartford Yard…

Some questions don’t need answering. Take this one, for example—“Which is healthier: a hot dog or a hamburger?”

Umami Issues is The Takeout’s exploration of cooking food with the rich, savory, mysterious taste sensation known as…

Why is fast food a pejorative? It carries the perception of mediocrity, as food for people of a lower social…

This is how life in 2017 operates: A series of fleeting moments—with the world exploding and doom encroaching and…