Don't listen to anyone who says you should eat your burgers upside down

Over the weekend, INSIDER published a story with the rather provocative and internety headline “It turns out you’ve probably been eating burgers wrong your entire life.” Look, it’s not like we’re not above that level of pedantry, but INSIDER’s assertion that eating a burger upside down yields a superior experience is…

Wendy's Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger was fast food's greatest burger and now you can't get it

Why is fast food a pejorative? It carries the perception of mediocrity, as food for people of a lower social standing, and I’ve always found that unfair and classist. Truth is, that a restaurant could expeditiously serve a fried chicken with the consistency and quality of Popeye’s—even if it’s been sitting under a…

Google blew it by putting cheese on top of their burger emoji, expert says

This is how life in 2017 operates: A series of fleeting moments—with the world exploding and doom encroaching and everywhere a shit-splattered hellscape—where we’re able to fixate on something totally stupid and inconsequential, react with exaggerated sentiments, then return to the ceaseless and horrifying misery that…