Total butthole drives car while eating a giant bowl of cereal

The Manchester Evening News is reporting that some total buttfaced dweeb was driving down the road while eating a bowl of cereal, like some “look ma no hands” shit. This may not seem like a huge deal—just a guy and some cereal, whatever. But this world is full of buttfaced dweebs and this one should not do this anymore…

Dippin’ Dots cereal isn’t actually ice cream, just tiny round flavor “clusters”

What’s going on, Walmart? What kind of market research do you have tucked away? First you activate the nostalgia centers in the brains of ’90s kids with Slime Sauce ketchup, and now you’re aiming for the “hey remember that one trip we took to Cedar Point after graduation, that was fun” demographic. Are we that easily…