Jan 11
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In all the madness of the past (checks calendar) 11 days, you may have forgotten that it’s a brand new year, and…
Nov 5
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These are tense times for everyone. Here in the U.S., we are waiting for election results. Over in the UK, they are…
Oct 30
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Is it just me or are there a lot of extra Halloween promotions this year? To add to the dogpile, Burger King is…
Oct 27
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Update, October 27, 2020: Turns out the sandwich was not in fact an egg sandwich, but rather, a chip butty. For…
Oct 26
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I had my first date at a Burger King. Naturally, when my suitor picked me up, my Very Scary Dad told him to keep his…
Oct 23
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In a bit of non-cow farting news, Burger King is quietly experimenting with a potentially environmentally friendly…
Sep 30
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The year was 1900, and a pair French brothers, Andre and Edouard Michelin, were looking for ideas to boost the…
Sep 24
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Burger King has launched a new “snack box” that sounds far too good to be true: 10 chicken nuggets, medium fries, a…
Sep 11
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In a scene ripped from the pages of erotic fan fiction, Ronald McDonald and the Burger King are (finally) an item.…
Jul 14
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One of the biggest threats to the future of humanity is cow farts. The livestock industry is directly responsible…
May 26
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As the pandemic grinds on people have found various ways of enforcing vital social distancing rules. Here in New…
Apr 14
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Another day of lockdown, another fast food chain using a global pandemic to get people to buy junk food. This week,…
Apr 2
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Things are bad in America, but at least we still have some drive-thru Burger Kings. Over in France, the chain has…
Mar 25
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Burger King? More like Burger Reasonable Distributor Of Capital to the Working Class. Burger King UK announced this…
Feb 19
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McDonald’s is infamous for quite a number of things, like its constantly broken ice cream machines, and the fact…
Feb 3
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It’s always a little sad to say goodbye to a neighbor. In Tokyo’s Akihabara neighborhood, when a McDonald’s posted a…
Jan 14 2020
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Burger King has announced the release of a brand-new sandwich guaranteed to shock and delight your taste buds: The…
Jan 14 2020
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The recent news of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepping back from their duties as Duke and Duchess of Sussex is,…
Dec 19 2019
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We’re heading into some of the busiest travel days of the year, when many of us will have to endure interminable…
Nov 21 2019
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There is a global horseradish shortage on, but nobody seemed to care until Burger King started running out of its…