Nov 5
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I felt moderately okay on Election Day. That is, until about 9 p.m., when I found myself lying face-down in front of…
Nov 3
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Good morning. It is Election Day 2020.
Nov 2
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Tomorrow is Election Day. You knew this already. You have no doubt equipped yourself with important information on…
Oct 28
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The whole “you are what you eat” thing is true to a certain point. For example, I know that if I eat gluten more…
Oct 28
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We are less than a week away from the United States general election, friends, and I, for one, am terrified. Is it a…
Oct 9
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Does this election season fill you with rage? Does it make you want to eat lots and lots of carbs and sugar just to…
Oct 7
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The folks at one of my favorite local sources of pizza, Smack Dab in Chicago, have the endearing habit of writing me…
Oct 2
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The Coronavirus Food Assistance Program, run by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, has been providing emergency…
Oct 2
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We here at The Takeout have always had good things to say about Ben & Jerry’s. (See for yourself.) Its ice cream is…
Oct 1
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In many parts of the country, the 2020 general election has already begun. Ballots have been mailed. Early voting…
Feb 27
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Get Nate Silver on the horn! One of the 2020 Presidential candidates has made a statement that’s going to turn his…
Feb 4
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Yesterday an unidentified Iowa woman seems to have predicted that the caucuses would be an unmitigated shitshow and…
Feb 3
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The night of the Iowa Caucuses has finally arrived, which means that tomorrow the Democratic candidates (plus their…