TV Review

Stranger Things, The Crown, and The Queen’s Gambit may get most of the ink when it comes to Netflix and the…

Welp, that sucked. I’d never say that my hopes for this week’s column were high; even in less terrible seasons of The…

Someone needs to put this Bachelor season out of its misery. No one’s heart is in it. Between this…

The Bachelor should be a fun, dumb thing. It should just be a weekly goofy thing on that’s on TV, something you…

Greetings, dearest readers. Thank you for joining me. If you’ve a) been following the news surrounding this season…

There’s this card game called Marrying Mr. Darcy. (Yes, I own it; I am also very bad at it.) There are many paths to…

If you’ve ever wondered what “a bad edit” looks like in reality television, well:

I knew there was a reason I kept the following screenshot. Deep down, some part of me must have sensed that it would…

Reader, don’t go on a reality show. Just don’t do it. Your faithful Bachelor Nation food correspondent is not saying…

It’s pretty weird to be writing a column this patently absurd on this day, in this week, in this month, in this…

Hi, folks! It’s been a while. (It has not been anything resembling a while.) If the hiatus betwixt the end of…

Chris Harrison is a messy bitch who lives for drama. He didn’t even make it through the introduction to this, the…

Tayshia Adams came here to eat food and break hearts, and she’s all out of food. (Actually, she’s not, there’s kind…

I don’t have a single bad thing to say about A Recipe For Seduction, the KFC-produced Lifetime Christmas movie…

[Note: This recap includes a general discussion of suicide.]

Let’s dispense with this right away.

I began recapping The Great British Baking Show for my fellow Americans in the year for which the term “dumpster fire

I made this point last week, and I stand by it this week: Tayshia is a god-tier Bachelorette. In the seventh week of…

Nine weeks ago, I wrote that based on the quality of this year’s contestants, I truly believed that we were on the…

Ahhhhh, that’s the stuff. That’s The Bachelorette of yore. The sturm und drang of Clare’s mini-season was wild, but…