Even Dunkin’ Donuts knows Patriots wins are boring, ends 87-cent victory coffee promotion

On Sunday, the New England Patriots beat the Houston Texans, 27-20. On Monday, Patriots fans descended upon Dunkin’ Donuts location throughout New England, ready to smugly purchase discounted coffee. But even Dunkin’ has realized that Pats victories are boring as hell, because those thirsty football enthusiasts were…

Last Call: How to play Celebrity, and why food brands send everyday people free stuff

I just returned from my annual fun girls’ weekend, which traditionally involves a lot of catching up, wine, napping, and games. When we’re not throwing down Cards Against Humanity or tossing Words With Friends turns at each other, I have to say that our best game is Celebrity. On the off chance you are unfamiliar, I…

Students asked to write thank-you letters to cafeteria staff after maggots appear in lunches

Not that unfortunate cafeteria incidents don’t happen, but the followup here seems extremely bizarre. Tennessee’s Madisonville Middle School in Monroe County recently reported a few incidents in which maggots were discovered in lunch food: First in granola, then a few days later in some blackberries. As a follow-up,…

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